Scheme

The cum on, to ejaculate on to

Guy 1: Dude how was last night

Guy 2: Let's just say I schemed on her

by Idkman2030 December 14, 2016

Schemer

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.

Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.

by The Punn Wrangler May 11, 2010

schmende

used to describe someone when they're being a jerk or being stupid in general; can be used in conjuction with 'douche'.

Dude #1: Dude. did you see that asshole over there yellin at his girl like that?

Dude #2: Yeah he's such a schmende.

Dude #1: Jeez. what a douche.

by Irritated Negress July 18, 2006

scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.

(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit

by skeem July 28, 2003

Team Scheme

A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.

Jenny - "Amy, you goin' out tonight?"
Amy - "Team Scheme!" (:

by jaygotswagger June 18, 2012

scheming

Dubbing like schmie. For all to see and everyone to respect

The jetta it looks like you're scheming.

by Schmie August 7, 2005

scheyen

An intense anal marauder

I keep away from dark alleys because I don't want to be violated by a scheyen

by Shizzle June 10, 2003