scheift

a wrong doing to someone, grimy,

how you gonna ditch me and hang out with her, you mad scheift

by heavenlee November 22, 2007

scheiterlein

the epitome of awesome.

if you looked up awesome in the dictionary know what you'd find? The definition of the word awesome, which scheiterlein is.

Whoa, that ferrari is scheiterlein!

That was such a scheiterlein touchdown pass!

I won the lotto? SCHEITERLEIN!

by yourexcellence June 24, 2010

Scheißeposters

Another internet slang for Shitposter. Like jomama

am i a Scheißeposters

by chads dont need name February 10, 2022

schaik

the most irrelevant person the world has ever seen

why is he being weird ??
he is just being a schaik

by el schwarzhund May 19, 2010

Schaivo'd

becoming temporarily stricken with something resembling Parkinson's and down syndrome due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

Jonni got more schaivo'd than Dan Wednesday night and flailed about in a puddle of fecal matter, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and jagermeister.

by mothafuckinbitch2 September 25, 2010

schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.

Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.

by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012

schegma

schegma: the wispy white substance that resides in the folds of a vagina.

Damn girl I told you to do something about that schegma.

by voq.emtae June 19, 2016