schadenfreudless

a schadenfreudless person would never have ill will towards you

you can trust him, he's schadenfreudless

by nigerianwut December 17, 2022

schadenfreudist

Schadenfreudists are people who want you to fail at life

those schadenfreudists are dangerous

by nigerianwut December 17, 2022

Schafering

A term for a person that lags behind, lazy, half ass thing, or to be extremely slow. It causes road blocks to what you need to accomplish for that day or week. It can also mean to be really fast in some situations.

Are you schafering your route today? I’m schafering mine.

Damn I feel like I’m schafering this project!

Are you schafering your homework?

Damn! That car is extremely ultra schafering down the road! Vuuum!

Why are you schafering that essay?

by mikeryan3459 January 30, 2023

SAHAKESSPEAR

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"yo"
"yeah?"
"SAHAKESSPEAR"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA"

by Monkey man 300 August 31, 2023

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

masochistic schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in the suffering and misfortune of others and also taking pleasure in feeling bad about that joy.

Masochistic schadenfreude is the key to happiness in a modern world, where we only interact through social media. I think your suffering is funny. That makes me feel bad. I like that too.

by Useless and Randomu November 16, 2018

road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019