Red States

States full of people who voted for G.W. Bush (a.k.a. the first herald of the apocalypse). The majority of people in these states have forgotten that this country was founded on the separation of CHURCH AND STATE and put a coked up jesus freak in office because "he prays" and he talks about jesus alot.

Fuckin red states, you know hes going to bring on the apocolyspe!

by The Dark Lord of Bass October 12, 2005

Square states

Any and all of the states of the U.S. that resemble a square or rectangle more than any other shape. Square states are known to be more conservative, rural and Republican than non-square states.

Those ignorant Bible thumpers need to leave our city and go back to the square states where they belong.

by ddvdd October 12, 2008

loller skates

A creative way to express laughing out loud, or LOL.

Dude: "Oh man did you see that guy smash his face on that wall? classic..."
Other dude: "yeah i did. Loller skates."
Nubcake: "LOLLERSKATES GO FAST DOWNHILL!!1!"

by two test tickles April 20, 2008

The United States Naval Academy

Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.

That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Red states

The states that voted in George W Bush. Sine those states are full of fucking morons, it has become a saying.

When somebody does something incredible stupid they are refered to as a red state.

(Isn't it funny how the two states that were effected by 9/11, NY and Washington, voted in Kerry?)

You drank a can of paint? What's wrong with you, you fucking red state!!?

by Iraq has oil, Afganastan does not. January 3, 2005

the united states of america

A place that is put down by arrogant europeans who have never been there.

oi innit america's just some shit hole with a disneyland? and everyone's fuckin obese and dont know shit, innit.

the united states of america has lots of variety and is a nice place to live.

by Angelacia February 18, 2008

President of the United States

The greatest warmonger at any one time on planet Earth.

President of the United States: "Its time for a total war on terror"
Translation: "Its time to rob these Arab bastards of every drop of oil they have"

by An Angry Human Being June 25, 2016