Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

Gorilla Salad

1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).

2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.

Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.

by Tankho February 26, 2013

weed salad

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.

Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"

by Qeqeneq May 13, 2009

astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

cum salad

It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.

I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005

fuckboy salad

A place or setting with a lot of fuckboys. Usually mixed and tossed together like salad.

"This classroom is a fuckboy salad."

by TrapDinosaur November 16, 2015

lead salad

a term for a vicious spray of bullets made up by the narrator of Fight Club, as he makes his escape from Police Headquarters during his efforts to foil Tyler Durden's plans to blow up the major credit card company buildings.

"First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?"

by Robert "Bob" Paulson October 17, 2008