Dick Samaritan

Someone who brags every time they do a good deed to make them look good. Also someone who makes a spectacle of themselves when they do something nice or inconveniences others with their good deeds.

Chris took a picture of his hand putting money into the Salvation Army kettle and posted it on Instagram. Chris is a Dick Samaritan.

Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.

The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.

by Sweetiegirl77 November 15, 2018

Bird Samaritan

A good Samaritan who walks around removing Bird scooters from public sidewalks, etc.

It was nice of that Bird Samaritan to move those discarded scooters out of the way.

by Okiekdsjfhs;ajf May 10, 2019

bad samaritan

A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus

Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"

by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021

samesies

An expression commonly used by those with both the intellect and maturity of a seventh grader, to communicate that one sympathizes with, has committed similar actions as, or to simply agree with another person. However, it can also be utilized by those with a veteran sense of humor and a thorough history of meme-creation.

"I just shat myself"
"Samesies"

by tj696969 February 22, 2017

samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

samejima

An otaku with highly "unique" mapping skills. His works (those finished at least) show how efficient and succesful this man really is.

List of succesful works:
1. Uh, yea...

-Hey, did Samejima ever finish that map?
-Who cares, that map was almost as retarded as werd!!!

by Saigon Whore March 8, 2005