somalian system

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by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023

Somalian Smoke Detector

When you exhale smoke from a vape/cigarette into another persons asshole.

Me and Victor did the Somalian Smoke Detector.

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

samalang

a really shitty nickname that sucks dick and should die and i hate it so much that i might genuinely shoot myself and make you all scrape my brains off the wall

“Hey samalang!”

“Kill yourself.”

by IHATESAMALANG February 15, 2024

Somalian Cannonball

A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it

Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”

Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”

by poocheesie March 27, 2024

Somalia

A failed country known mainly to produce terrorists and pirates. From 2000s until now Somalia is still exclusively kept afloat by their white masters(UN) as the country struggles to generate any revenue whatsoever. During the Boon's(Barre the monkey) time the failed state was also kept afloat exclusively by Somaliland's livestock export, consisting of almost 60-70% of their entire GDP. Somalia is home to the least productive, low iq, most corrupt, and laziest humans you'll ever ever see in entirety of the accursed black continent.

Failed State Of Somalia Resident: "Hey, do you want to go to Somalia with me?"
Free Democratic Republic Of Somaliland Resident: "No, I don't want to get blown to pieces"

by anonymous July 11, 2024

Somalian Flickerjelqing

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.

“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

by flickersounder January 31, 2025

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025