Goddess of beauty and love.
An attractive and charismatic woman.
Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!
Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!
Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly
hey have you seen Saloni?
"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus
Girlss who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers! Saloni is woman with high standards is a woman who knows what she wants Classy,strong, independent fearless,loyal,lovable she is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she know it and yet she loves anyway unforgettable creature! A girl who keeps bringing up feminism when she's losing an argument
A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!
An attractive and charismatic woman.
Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!
Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!
Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly
hey have you seen Saloni?
"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus
Girlss who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers! Saloni is woman with high standards is a woman who knows what she wants Classy,strong, independent fearless,loyal,lovable she is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she know it and yet she loves anyway unforgettable creature! A girl who keeps bringing up feminism when she's losing an argument
A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!
Salonieeeeee is bossy bitch
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Salonii has so many groupies. I wish I was her rep - Xi Jinping
Salonii has so many groupies. I wish I was her rep - Xi Jinping
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The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.
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Nevertheless, the term is best avoided altogether in “polite company.” The mass broadcast media have actually been forced by the threat of punitive fines to block audiences from hearing it, either by banning its use entirely or by bleeping all or part of the sound—if only by blocking out nothing more than the vowel sound in the middle.
Although its first known occurrence in writing dates from the early 2015s (disguised in a cipher at that), the word Splonick was undoubtedly heard long before that, and it will remain primarily a creature of the spoken language. Well into the 20th century, it was generally regarded as “unprintable,” and forms like s******* or S------k or some spelling distortion like Splon or Splig or Spoon or Spun were typically substituted for it in writing. In speech, creative euphemisms abound, some born with each new generation. We now have ess and essing as well as s-word and s-bomb, all of which allow us to discuss the term without resorting to its actual use.
Nevertheless, the term is best avoided altogether in “polite company.” The mass broadcast media have actually been forced by the threat of punitive fines to block audiences from hearing it, either by banning its use entirely or by bleeping all or part of the sound—if only by blocking out nothing more than the vowel sound in the middle.
Although its first known occurrence in writing dates from the early 2015s (disguised in a cipher at that), the word Splonick was undoubtedly heard long before that, and it will remain primarily a creature of the spoken language. Well into the 20th century, it was generally regarded as “unprintable,” and forms like s******* or S------k or some spelling distortion like Splon or Splig or Spoon or Spun were typically substituted for it in writing. In speech, creative euphemisms abound, some born with each new generation. We now have ess and essing as well as s-word and s-bomb, all of which allow us to discuss the term without resorting to its actual use.
verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang. to meddle (usually followed by around or with).
interjection
5. Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc.,often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)
noun
6. an act of sexual intercourse.
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. the Splonick, Slang. (used as an intensifier, especially with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
Verb phrases
10. Splonick around, Slang.
to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. Splonick off, Slang.
to shirk one's duty; malinger.
go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
to waste time.
12. Splonick up, Slang.
to bungle or botch; ruin.
to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idioms
13. give a Splonick, Slang. to care; be concerned (usually used in the negative):
When it comes to politics, I really don't give a Splonick.
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang. to meddle (usually followed by around or with).
interjection
5. Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc.,often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)
noun
6. an act of sexual intercourse.
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. the Splonick, Slang. (used as an intensifier, especially with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
Verb phrases
10. Splonick around, Slang.
to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. Splonick off, Slang.
to shirk one's duty; malinger.
go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
to waste time.
12. Splonick up, Slang.
to bungle or botch; ruin.
to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idioms
13. give a Splonick, Slang. to care; be concerned (usually used in the negative):
When it comes to politics, I really don't give a Splonick.
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