Spicy Vagrant

Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!

Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.

Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!

by El Guappo June 11, 2009

Spicy Spinach

A hipster synonym for marijuana

Got anymore of that spicy spinach?

by topless_ghost July 11, 2011

Spicy bean bowl supreme

The act of eating spicy food and shiting into a bowl where served with a side of beans or vegetables. Can also be eaten raw.

After eating Indian food last night, I made a spicy bean bowl supreme in the toilet. Too bad no one got to eat it.

by Shane germelli September 8, 2012

spicy carrot

The act of inserting a carrot into a significant other's anus and proceeding to eat it back out. ; Considered a form of foreplay.

"Babe, I want to try something different tonight. It's called the "spicy carrot". I just bought a bag of carrots and we've got all night."

by BananaBernard February 14, 2017

spicy cracker

Somone who is of a Mexican and white decent but is more white than mexican

Wow so that means billey is a spicy cracker

by Anubis.ign May 13, 2018

Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019

Spicy Hamilton

When you give someone lysol wipes instead of baby wipes

I gave him a spicy hamilton and he hasn't been able to sit right for a week.

by Itisalongstory November 23, 2019