when two guys are nailing the same chick from opposite ends, making her look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in hawaii. This is also referred to as a pig roaster and can easily be converted to an eiffel tower by the guys high fiving each other over her back.
Jeff and Ben pulled a spit roaster on Lisa last weekend but Ben doesn't want to talk about it since she's his sister.
by snakes69 January 8, 2008
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by RC3Industries October 10, 2009
Get the Rooster Cube mug.A full front to back camel toe, usually found on larger women due to the increased fat around the genitals. Looks similar to the string wrapped around a beef roast.
Guy 1 - "Man have you seen Courtney today, she's rockin the Camel Roast"
Guy 2 - "Dude... Gross"
Guy 1 - "Ah-hah
Guy 2 - "Dude... Gross"
Guy 1 - "Ah-hah
by WebMazter August 25, 2011
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Y: What are you doing?
M: erm, nothing.
Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r
Y: What are you doing?
M: erm, nothing.
Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r
by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009
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Hillary: It was probably a stupid story anyway...
Frankie: Then it would be perfect for YOU!!
Justin: Damn, why don't you just have a Roast Session?
Frankie: Then it would be perfect for YOU!!
Justin: Damn, why don't you just have a Roast Session?
by Rock5auce March 9, 2008
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Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
by kill yourself please October 3, 2005
Get the blow job rooster mug.An orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double bass by pressing one's knee in the back of the instrument. This in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound.
"Fuck man, Jaan keeps initiating the Estonian Spit Roast on his bass. The poor fucker is getting bruised like crazy!"
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