Roethlisberger

To get a blowjob in a public restroom, then cum in your hand and smack the girl in the face with it.

Last night I totally gave this girl a roethlisberger in the club and she called the cops.

by AugustusSteranko April 10, 2010

dry root

when you simulate the act of sexual intercourse with another, but while one or more of the participants has articles of clothing covering/protecting their privates, thus causing frictional stimulation.

"hey stud, how'd it go with that 17 year old polish catholic girl last night?"

"well, i got her baps out but she wouldn't take her jeans off so all i got was a three hour dry root and some heavily inflamed testicles."

by thetrain November 10, 2006

rootbeer kegger

A term used to describe a party in which there will be no alcohol.

Only Mac's cousin showed up at the party. He should have known better than to throw a rootbeer kegger on a Friday night.

by Beckers January 15, 2007

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

dud root

A man/woman who is really bad in bed.

I picked up a stunner last night, but was bitterly disappointed when I got her home - she was a dud root.

by Manaz December 24, 2003

rooties

The act of sexual intercourse. It is the plural of the australian colloquial term 'root'.

"He's getting rooties."
"So, you gettin rooties tonight?"
"Man i love rooties!"

by Sir Tatton September 20, 2006

Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.

Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005