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Ugly and stupid boi who's never going to Oxford.
He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.
He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.
by Mr. Jarvis November 10, 2017
Robert is a weeb
by Hqkwtjwfgwnjtw October 26, 2019
by Zirins December 11, 2019
Robert has no look with girls and the only one he does get he will keep for eternity. He makes no jokes at all but he has the biggest shlong. He doesnt really understand how humans should communicate and therefore only has few really close mates which is perfectly acceptable. Not whipped by anyone and is sometimes very stubborn. Overall a generally nice guy
by chickenlover1002 November 08, 2018
a fat baby who eats butter exclusively for lunch and is addicted to madden mobile. He is too afraid to talk to Izzy
by jamie42 February 13, 2018
Robert is a loving and caring human being that doesn't think he is handsome or charming at all. Can get any girl he wants but likes to be by himself sometimes. So sweet but hates to admit it. He cares about others so much that sometimes he forgets to think about himself. Robert is an outstanding person that could do anything he pleases.
by hunnylore August 16, 2018