Robert

Ugly and stupid boi who's never going to Oxford.

He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.

I feel like a Robert today

by Mr. Jarvis November 10, 2017

Robert

A FECKIN FIT HUNK OF MEAT

gracey: wow Rob it's soo big

Robert: just close your eyes it will all be over soon...

by Jimmmmmmm69 October 9, 2019

Robert

An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything when in reality is just a Whitney little bitch

John - Robert is so fucking annoying
Alex - yeah no shit

by Zirins December 10, 2019

Robert

A german stallion that has a mighty 14 incher and loves coding and making beats. Big D but plays no D

Aye that german Robert is the 2nd "cumming" of Bob Ross

by MarkNutt2000 May 17, 2018

Robert

A fucking dimb weeb that is bad at smash and ash a tiny pe pe that jamie doesn't like

Robert is a weeb

by Hqkwtjwfgwnjtw October 26, 2019

Robert

Robert has no look with girls and the only one he does get he will keep for eternity. He makes no jokes at all but he has the biggest shlong. He doesnt really understand how humans should communicate and therefore only has few really close mates which is perfectly acceptable. Not whipped by anyone and is sometimes very stubborn. Overall a generally nice guy

The way you are acting today is like a Robert.

by chickenlover1002 November 8, 2018

Robert

A fucking faggot who sucks massive cocks

"fuck you Robert"

by Xellurian February 24, 2019