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River Roach

Female known for jumping from boat to boat consuming whatever alcohol she can get ahold of. Also is passed around the group like a joint. Seen wearing cut off shorts straw hat and has the smell of alcohol and semen on her breath.
That girl is nothing but a river roach.
by RustyHooker August 1, 2020
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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river
Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.
by baustin52 November 8, 2012
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river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.
dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night
by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021
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red river

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.
by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004
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Hood River

Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.
I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!
by Poemrider December 24, 2010
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river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress
Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY
by Justin Brown June 28, 2007
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campbell river

A small city in the middle of vancouver island on its Eastern coast in British Columbia Canada. It used to be once known as "the salmon capital of the world" until the salmon mysterioulsy dissapeared. the city, (known for partying because thats all there is to do here) contains a large healthy population of donkeys and skanks which seem to be doing better than the salmon because they are becoming predominatly more common. these skanks seem to have a lot of campbell river pride. when asked where they are from they answer "campbell river, wanna giver?", campbell river may further been known as "the donkey capital of the world" yet this still remains to be seen. Tim hourtons, local drug dealers, the Voodoo, bootlegger, and the real canadian superstore are its hot spots.
i was going to campbell river to go fishing but all i caught was the clat from some donkey slut who asked if i wanted to "giver"
by redstar November 21, 2005
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