Ripper Magoo

When a kid named Jonny Daz hits a dinger off the tee after doing cocaine in the bathroom with Dustin Johnson
What a shot by jonny, pete I think he did a couple of ripper magoos in the bathroom prior to that shot.
by peterrippymagoo June 19, 2019
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chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex
Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!
by Sherjo June 18, 2008
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ticket ripper

Someone who's a little off but you cant really put your finger on it. Like the people who rip tickets at movie theaters.

The act of getting stupid drunk and doing dumb things.
Chadd told me to make sure I spell his name with 2 ds. What a ticket ripper.

Oh god I was so drunk last night and such an idiot, I'm such a ticket ripper.
by Lcougs June 18, 2011
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rectum ripper

A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.
Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper
by SlasheR September 27, 2003
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Angel Ripper

The angel of death , you dont want to meet this one
man1 : Dude thats sick!
man2 : I know its the angel ripper
man1 : Dah!
by Hairy Fish September 01, 2008
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Clipper Ripper

n.

A specialised type of lighter thief, who dabbles only in the twocing of Clipper brand lighters.
Fred: "Anyone have a light?"
Bob: "Here y'go guv"
Fred "Clipper, eh?"
Bob: "Yeah."
Bob: "Fred...?"
by bmr November 16, 2004
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Megan the Ripper

A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.
John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?

Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.

John: Well she is batshit insane.

Von: I know, Von scared.
by Mr. Betes July 09, 2012
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