Leann Rimes

a corporate Nashville assembly-line teen product modeled up to appeal to the soccer mom crowd in the fucking PC 90s. She was geared up to have a "wholesome" goody-goody image to appeal to people who don't like their music too challenging. She was declared a teen prodigy when she covered the country classic "Blue". Right after that, several albums consisting of her covering other people's songs were released. She has destroyed good songs like "Purple Rain" by Prince, and predictably sang "Christian" ("You Light Up My Life") and "patriotic" songs (just in time - right after 9/11, imagine that! Cha-ching!). Around 2003 she released a teen crap dance album, it stunk. She records whatever is the heat of the moment. She is a manufactured star, indicative of what's wrong with popular music today.

On Thanksgiving Day 1997, my mom turns on the radio and Leann Rimes is wailing her version of "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. Everyone in the whole fucking family is impressed and struck with awe at her extreme "talent", everyone, that is, except me.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007

Riese

Clever and bright. Funny yet smart. Very attractive

Riese is so hot

by T-shirt with shorts March 11, 2015

rapesex

The act of raping

"sexual horse porno rapephilia teenager boy snake penis rapesex ..."

by DarkHalf September 7, 2003

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.

Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

by zogree January 1, 2009

Mount Ridesplace USA

More Rides then you or your grandmother can handle.

*Please don't bring your grandmother

Mount Ridesplace USA is really a cheat carnival with one good ride. the Bowels of Trogdor!

by Xeor May 31, 2004

reeling-ripe

Drunk enough to be on the verge of reeling.

The reeling-ripe husband struggled to keep his balance as he exited the bar.

by Shrewsbury October 26, 2011

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if I am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2014