return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Reth Luck

When you get a streak of really shitty luck as soon as you're about to do something good, usually due to being Sabreth'D.

My mom got hit by a car so I had to miss graduation. Talk about Reth Luck.

by Bob Barker the Second May 10, 2005

return

An act of taking merchandise usually stolen back to the store it came from in exchange for cash or a gift card.

You can only do so many returns in a sixty day period at wal-mart on the same drivers liscence number.Go get a state i.d. card and were back in business.

by The Water Gun Tweaker December 26, 2005

tax return payday

The day you receive your tax return money.

Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."

by westfalia March 12, 2010

returd

Dumb as shit.

Tom is a returd.

by Dr Jazz July 7, 2008

tax returns

A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.

In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.

"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"

"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"

by Soul Fever June 27, 2009

retupmoc

Computer spelled backwards. Commonly used by those who are bored, and want to search up definitions wrote by random people in the urban dictionary. Retupmoc (computer) is a device with a keyboard (sometimes a mouse) that individuals use to search the web.

Kari: I know how to program a retupmoc!
Samantha: A what?
Kari: A computer dummy!
Samantha: So cool...

by Itz_Midnight* August 7, 2018