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gut reaction

A primitive response to external stimuli, occurring before reason has a chance to modulate one's behavior.
"Screw you, sinners!"

- Baby Jesus' gut reaction when Mother Mary explained about God's crucifixion plan.
by GreatBigBore March 5, 2010
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pee jerk reaction

when in the middle of urinating a man has a myoclinic type jerk causing a emergency clean up
i was at thanksgiving at my girlfriends and had a pee jerk reaction took me 5 mins to clean up
by smokey chantrel January 15, 2010
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rejectionary

did your word get published?
no.
so its a rejectionary now?
guess so.
by aimeeandthebusluntsfordthat!!! December 19, 2010
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Rejection

Being put in the friend zone; doesn’t want to be with you because you are ugly.
William got hit in the face with rejection
by Follow my insta-Coco_rice17 January 10, 2018
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Seminal Reaction

The explosive reaction from over stimulation of common activities
This Digiorno pizza was so good I had a seminal reaction in my pants.
by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010
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Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.
Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.
by SaeedR October 10, 2008
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auto-rejection

auto-rejection can be displayed in many models, but the most ubiquitous action seen in the macrocosm of human attraction, tends to arise during a lessened encounter between two individuals. for a brief yet very clear moment, the female subject will automatically come to the conclusion that you are either:

a.)trifling
b.)destitute
c.)"out of her league"
d.)all of the above

after making this light speed decision, she will in some way make this judgement radically clear in a matter of seconds. sometimes without having to say or do anything at all. however, the declaration of her conclusion will be unmistakably pronounced.

while friend zoned may closely mimic auto-rejection, the latter is less painful in the remote future but more demeaning during the moment it originates.
As the young man asked for his waitress's phone number, she pretended not to hear him, slinking back into the wretched filth from which she was spawned. The gentleman caller was filled with despair as he was cast down into the cold damp catacombs of auto-rejection.
by wilthoven November 3, 2012
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