Dirty Reed

When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.

My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.

by Dr0pTh3M1k3 January 08, 2022

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Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says

Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible

by Rattusman June 22, 2020

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nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 04, 2011

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reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book

I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.

by Gavdong November 08, 2017

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