razor romance

someone in a group of friends that may be loud, yet overlooked at times. they may be considered an "emo" to people that don't know them. they usually are the most informed person in the group and know how to deal with bad situations. may second guess themselves (even though they probably shouldn't). loved by all, even if they are not always apreciative of them. friends would give alot to be with this person. always looks after their friends, even if they're the one that needs to be worried about. is a frieking butterfly.
Ex 1

person 1: hey guys, razor's in hopsital. we're going to see them as soon as she wakes up in the morning.
person 2, 3, 4, 5: yeh that's fine. we had plans but we're cancelling. let us know if there is anything else we can do.
person 5: should i get them a card?

Ex 2

Razor Romance: go to sleep.
Person 1: no, i'm worried about you.
Razor Romance: if you don't, i'll die. then you won't have to be worried and you can go to sleep.
by shopping trolley =] May 04, 2008
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Razor-Fart

1. A fart in which razor blades fly out of the anus and sever any surrounding innocent bystanders fingers and or toes.

2. A fart in which the sound of a razor blade cutting a coconut is released.

1. The man "razor-fart"ed in public, leaving many pedestrians with severed arms, fingers, and toes.

2. Innocent Onlooker #1: "Holy! Was that someone cutting a coconut with a razor blade!?"
Innocent Onlooker #2: "Nah, it was just that man slicing a "razor-fart."
by Cranz0r April 16, 2009
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steppin razor

Peter Tosh's song that led to the term becoming a famous reference in cyberspace.
Mon, she's a steppin razor, u better treat her good.
by Bunny Wailer March 23, 2006
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Trump’s razor

Trump's razor refers to the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for Donald Trump’s behavior, it is most likely that the stupidest explanation is the correct one.
Internet sleuth: “That anonymous op-ed in the NYTimes had to have been John Kelly.
He used the word “lodestar” to throw Mike Pence under the bus. It’s three dimensional chess, man!”

Bob Woodward: “There isn’t any 3D chess in that place. There’s not even a game of checkers. Trump’s razor says it was Mike Pence himself.”
by ZakkFlash September 06, 2018
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razor grrl

A female wordrivethead/word. Derived from a cyberpunk term for a cyborg assassin.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 15, 2003
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Razor Scootering

The most hated sport in the world, But yet, 90% of the world will love Razor Scootering once they realize how easy and fun it is to ride one. More so recognizable as the new "bike".
Lover:Hey did you here about that new sport Razor Scootering?

Hater:No, what the fuck is that? Sounds dumb.
Lover:It's the new sport that i'm thinking of starting to do. Seems like much fun.
Hater: LOL fucking homo.
Lover: You'll be the one crying once i'm sponsered and you'll still be begging people for money so you can by drugs.
Hater:Fuck you.
by smellykidssmellingkids November 29, 2009
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razor hail

razor hail is extremly sharp hail that will kill you if you have prolonged exposure. This is mentioned in Gears Of War. and also on some news sites. If you wish to commit suicide razor hail could be your way out!
Person 1: Dude, did you see that razor hail last night?
Person 2: yea dude, Billy died in that...
Person 1: damn, thats some seriously sharp hail.
by shark12456 November 04, 2010
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