Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.

He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching

by PMPs September 19, 2016

Ram Ranch Fan

He usually enjoys eating chocolate, while imagining that it's a dirty anus ready to be eaten on, while jerking off into the world of semen.. His search history is filled up with it! When he accidentally has the site popped up on his phone in public, he always has a surprised face.. Yet he's seen the giant penis before. He even has T-shirts in his room saying "18 Naked Cowboys in Ram Ranch" He has also always wanted a skinny twink with female thighs. Fans of Ram Ranch are usually named either Johnson or Nick. He'll also have plenty of sticky keyboards from last night looking at Fratboys.

Oh he's such a Ram Ranch Fan.

by Definitions for people October 22, 2018

seemingly ranch

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).

Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.

by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017

Rachael

This girl is beatific and stunning and doesn't know it she has many friends but has no best friends even tho people think they are she deserves the world she is depressed a lot but she handles it like a hero. She has deep eyes that you could stare at forever and her smile makes you so happy she is always sarcastic and funny and people love her for that se can hang out with anyone but she is a little bit of a nerd and people make fun of her for that she tries hard to be less smart but she can't help who she is. She is the best girlfriend you'll have just a tad dirty keep her close and don't let her break down. She deserves a good friend

Rachael is the best you'll ever meet.

by Bballdiva479 June 10, 2015

man ranch

semen (the white substance that comes from a dude's erect penis)

That slut is all about the man ranch. She swallows every last drop.

by Kito Hughes August 13, 2007

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

by Rancher69 July 19, 2010