ralph nader

the best term for weed ever, cause ya know hes from the green party.

yo you wanna smoke some ralph nader?

you know it hook it up.

by Don L January 23, 2008

Ralphritis

A very painful form of arthritis suffered by Ralph Drabble, especially after working in the yard. The condition is so painful that sometimes he can hardly stand up. It is often accompanied by him talking to his body, saying things such as "Come on, left knee!" or "Keep going lower back!" The best known cure is the Drabble Stand, the exercise with which he ends his yard chores.

Ralph: Oh no, not Ralphritis! I'm gonna have to do a Drabble Stand, big time. Come on, left knee! You can do this! Easy, easy now.

LeRoy: What is that? What's with the groaning? Why are you cheering on your body like that? I don't do that.

Ralph: (he massaging his knees because he was kneeling on the ground) Its my Ralphritis. Its this disease I have. Terrible stuff.

LeRoy: I've got almost the same thing. My knees hurt when I run. Or when I've been working out too much. (he bends down and touches his toes) See, I know just what you're talking about. It is terrible.

Ralph: Yeah, we're in the same boat. We both have arthritis. But at least we know how to stretch it off. Its not easy with Ralphritis, though.

LeRoy: How do you do it? I want to know.

Ralph: A Drabble Stand. Here, I'll show you how. (He shows LeRoy how) You ease up out of the kneel. You don't just go all at once. That way you'll get a good stretch. See? Its easy. (both speaking together) Here's to Ralphritis! A yard warrior's best friend!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 17, 2011

Raphy Effect

You can't define it; he's just different

Max: The Raphy effect isn't real
Everyone: Shut up

by Ryan from Whole Foods September 29, 2021

Ralphamale

A person who is convinced of their supreme status. A Ralphamale is hallmarked by screaming online about their haters, alogs and how they are superior to the rest of himanity. Often ascribing their dodging responsibilities, child care and support or criminal charges, to being a Ralphamale.

These delusions are reinforced by taking copious amounts of Xanax with daily drinking binges while streaming online and giving themself fake donations/super chats.

Did you see that Ralphamale driving and steaming with his current baby momma. From his yelling and weaving through traffic, it looks like they were celebrating his dodging time for his current charges.

by For42 January 12, 2023

rectum ralph

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea

Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.

by bs425 March 7, 2015

Ralph the Cat

meaning: twat, often found on profile websites, usually with unfound feelings of self importance towards themselves and using the opportunity to prey on 16 year old girls.

"Are you going to the pub tonight mate?" "No I'd better not, Chris might be there and I can't afford to get nicked for ABH again because if I see that lousy 'Ralph the Cat' I'll end up punching him.

by tonyjoe January 23, 2005

Ralph Baer

A brilliant inventer who came up with the first proto-type home video game system, titled "The Brown Box", later remodeled and mass produced in 1973 as the "Magnavox Odyssey". Ralph Baer is widely considered by some as "The father of video games" even though pioneers like Nolan Bushnell and Steve Wozniak pioneered some of the earliest coin-op games; some of which existed before the Brown Box.

Ignorant gamer: "Who the heck is "Ralph Baer??"

Educated gamer: "............................."

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006