Ralph

Ralph is a very interesting specimen. Sometimes, she seems african american, but others she seems, and quite convincingly so, to be an indian (we're talking curry munching, telstra working full blown indian). The common Ralph has anywhere from 22-120 dogs. She also sits home all day, doing nothing except eating pizza and watching porn.

man 1: Look at that Indian! Shes eating pizza
man 2: Look at that Negro! Shes eating pizza
james: That, my friends is no black guy or indian. That, is a Ralph.

by permious prime July 3, 2011

rusty ralph

when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.

Guy 1: that chick last night gave me a rusty ralph today.

Guy 2: No way man

Guy 3: pretty fucked up, i know

by Danney J December 13, 2006

Ralph Toe

when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle

all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes

by ohnoyoudidnt101 September 5, 2012

cry Ralph

To vomit, in Australian idiom.

Derived from the half-strangled gurgling sound which often precedes a sudden, violent vomit.

Davo's gunna be hungover tomorrow. I just heard him cry Ralph.

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Ralph Wiggums

A Majestic being called Ralph Wiggums, he was a president on s19 ep10, and becomes king later on in the show.

such a amazing guy, Ralph wiggums

by love ralph wiggums May 9, 2022

Ralph Maccio

A very hot and iconic 61-year-old man who is old enough to be my peepaw but I don't care

"That old guy is pulling a Ralph Maccio"

by Mac and cheease November 6, 2022