Monty Python 

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)

Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!

Monty Python by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

ball python 

Suffocating one's victim by obstructing his/her nostrils with your balls while receiving a blowjob or head.

I accidentally gave her my ball python while we were doing 69... I gotta remember to be more careful next time when I am on top.

ball python by Anita B January 19, 2008

pulling the python 

Male masturbation. Jackin off, wanking, beating the meat. Python refers to the guy's dick.

My roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.

pulling the python by JJ Gunn November 10, 2015

Beating The One Eyed Python 

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

Beating The One Eyed Python by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Carpet Python 

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.

Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.

Carpet Python by 221342 January 20, 2019

monty python and the holy grail 

good movie...bad memories

monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...

monty python and the holy grail by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006

monty python 

over rated, out dated, british comedy troupe from the 70's. Funny for a while, then fizzes with age.

works under pretense of intelectualism that dazzles pretentious college/high school kids who think they're smart when they get some of the jokes.

monty python is for pretentious kids who think they're smart.

monty python by slddsldk January 15, 2005