ball python

Suffocating one's victim by obstructing his/her nostrils with your balls while receiving a blowjob or head.

I accidentally gave her my ball python while we were doing 69... I gotta remember to be more careful next time when I am on top.

by Anita B January 19, 2008

pulling the python

Male masturbation. Jackin off, wanking, beating the meat. Python refers to the guy's dick.

My roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.

by JJ Gunn November 10, 2015

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Carpet Python

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.

Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.

by 221342 January 20, 2019

monty python and the holy grail

good movie...bad memories

monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...

by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006

monty python

over rated, out dated, british comedy troupe from the 70's. Funny for a while, then fizzes with age.

works under pretense of intelectualism that dazzles pretentious college/high school kids who think they're smart when they get some of the jokes.

monty python is for pretentious kids who think they're smart.

by slddsldk January 15, 2005

purple python head

When a males penis head turns purple.

Man i have a purple python head

by Kayla baby June 11, 2008