Stinky Puss

a horrible smelling vagina aka a vagina that reeks of Death

Topher- Dude I was gonna eat out Brittany Knapp but it was one Stinky Puss
Ryan- That's fuckin sick
Topher- Yea bitch needs to douche
Ethan- Deffinatly

by Topher Thomas February 4, 2008

puss fart

1. When air leaves the vagina of a woman making the sound of a fart. 2. Also known as a queefe. 3. Also used as an insult.

1. Andrea, you're a real puss fart.
2. I was eating her out and she let out a puss fart.

by TRut February 20, 2005

stubble puss

When the hair has started to grow back on a shaven pussy. Note that banging a stubble puss can cause irritation.

At first I thought Veronica was beautifully shaved, but when I banged her, I could felt the stubble puss, prickly against my lower abdomen.

by Big Jim Powell February 11, 2009

Wuss Puss

Well. A wuss is a person who is weak... And a puss is a woman's dick.

Hey, stop being such a wuss puss and light the fuse.

by A.R.G. (R.I.P.) August 3, 2010

Pudge Puss

An overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. Often they can be spotted wearing large T-shirts with kittens on the front. They smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.

Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.

Morty: Man I am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.

Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.

Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!

Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by Jrubadub August 1, 2010

Cookie Puss

A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.

Please google pictures of Cookie puss

by johannajojojo November 21, 2010

Puss Plop

Puss Plop is used when you accidentally flash your pussy, like when you have a Nip Slip.

You might want to pull your dress down before you have a Puss Plop.

by Ish Say February 1, 2017