grundle punt

A swift kick to the grundle area.

That scumbag wouldn't give me my money, but after a good hard grundle punt, he found it.

by Gicky September 4, 2007

punt bunny

A punt bunny is to American football as a puck bunny is to hockey.

Dedicated to stats, trades, and salary brackets, these girls don't often know more about the sport than their male fan counterparts - but have a more in depth knowledge of players' measurements.

If football is a game of inches... a punt bunny would know just how many.

by Knightbus February 4, 2010

cunt punt

The act of kicking a female in her vagina

We were making out and when i accidentally bit his tongue, he tried to cunt punt me and then dumped me. I hate guys.

by twatblocker March 8, 2011

punting lolly

A synonym of slut

Girl: Hey guys, some girl called me a punting lolly, is that true
Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah

AFTER GIRL HAS GONE

Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc

by pippanto April 19, 2013

Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

punting lolly

Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common

Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap

by pippanto April 16, 2013

ass punt

When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.

I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.

by MB Surfer December 5, 2007