Pucker Factor

The act of your sphincter grabbing some of the seat underneath you as you narrowly escape a dire situation (i.e. an emergency procedure, enemy fire, RPGs, SAM missiles.) while flying a helicopter for the U.S. Army.

My pucker factor was on level 10 when I experienced enemy fire and lost power to my engines. We autorotated and made it safely to the ground. But dang, i still got some of that seat in my butt.

by AViatorQ March 4, 2010

puck bunnies

Stupid hoes that go to hockey games just to watch the players when they actually don't understand anything that's going on. Can also be referred to as puck sluts.

Fan 1: Hey, you enjoy the game last night?
Fan 2: I tried to, but all the puck bunnies kept cheering at the wrong times and making catcalls.
Fan 1: Damn those sluts.

by AsDfGhJkL;'ZxCvBNst#wbfj December 31, 2011

pluck her flower

when a girl loses her virginity

Person A: "My girlfriend let me pluck her flower last night"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"

by Leon Don Romeo Alexandro October 28, 2013

pfuck

Self-explanatory...the "p" is silent.

PFUCK i left my parrot in the oven!!

by Stephen Hutsell November 24, 2006

puck you sir

A less vulgar but extremely more insulting expletive than the traditional "F" bomb.

"Jake! Get your drunk lard ass out of bed!"

"Rebecca, Puck you sir"

by R. Master Flex April 15, 2009

puck

Used by ABC tv show Summer Heights High.
Jonah, an islander boy uses it to cover up saying "fuck".
now used by many people in Australia.

Jonah: Fuck you miss.
Teacher: What did you say?
Jonah: I said Puck you! with a P!

by Jonahhh October 2, 2007

Puck slut

Someone who exclusively domes off/ has sex with those participating on the boys varsity hockey team.

"Yo where the hell did she go?

"I don't know but I think she's domeing off some people before the big game"

"haha what a puck slut."

by Nocciola July 19, 2009