These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.
by kingkong77775 June 5, 2007
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Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006
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Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
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(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...
by =^..^= December 5, 2004
Get the pretzel mug.Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.
by Godspeed December 5, 2004
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