I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Man-pressed

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived

I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.

by Violetdavain November 17, 2019

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,

that girl was vibe pressed

by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020

D pressed no work

When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.

The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021

Kelsie Prosser

Kelsie prosser is a girl in england who sharts herself every morning, and pisses the bed. she likes to sniff it too.

Chloe: Kelsie prosser stop shitting yourself
Kelsie: no it makes my ass warm

by BlackManCockcom March 1, 2022

Taylor Prosser

A white blonde male

Wanted for tax evasion and dogging

"Bro, Taylor Prosser was just found dead in a preschool!"

by [Apha] June 10, 2023

Elijah Prosser

A fucking sexy hot many with juicy tits that i want to suckle

Hey thats Elijah Prosser

by RetardedApe69 December 2, 2024