Procrastibake

v. 1) Smoking weed and getting baked as fuck to put off work or an obligation.

"I had a research paper to write but I decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead."

by Dr. Reel Lee Hi August 30, 2013

Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

by Mcgravy March 11, 2015

procrastinator

A person who says they are going to do something but they don't.

Other another one is that a person who says they are not prude but really they are just scared to do anything with a guy or girl and when they have all the guys or girls they could have sex with but they do not.

My cousin Bryan is a procrastinator but really he is prude.

by Justin Yelliott November 15, 2007

procrastibake

Pro/cras/ti/bake (proʊˈkræs tə beɪk)
verb: pro/cras/ti/baked, pro/cras/ti/bak/ing
1. to put off until another time by means of baking
2. to defer a required action through unnecessary baking
3. to bake or cook in place of more important things

I bought cake decorating tools to procrastibake with during exams.
I am a true master of procrastibaking in place of study.
You procrastibaked a pie.

by erkym93 July 10, 2014

Procrastinator

Calls her/himself an opportunist ( In a way that s/he is saving her/himself for the right time) but s/he is actually a Procrastinator

Lucas is a procrastinator

by Wickerman October 10, 2013

procrastinate

Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.

President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.

by stitch4eva March 10, 2008

procrastibate

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.

Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!

by Seamus Thurgood Kitikakarshnagarkan March 3, 2008