Pretzel Beer

The way beer tastes having just smoked a cigar.

Ah that backwood was nice but now I'm stuck with this pretzel beer

by 357boy September 4, 2016

moon pretzel

To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.

"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"

by T.E.D. June 27, 2006

leg pretzeling

The act of tangling or resting your legs on those of a significant other. Pretzeling, but often devoid of contact except for the legs.

Because he was too much of a pansy to make a real move, Thomas settled for leg pretzeling with Emma during the movie.

by rayshella January 26, 2009

newyork pretzel

A high risk stunt where one finds a random street vendor and embrasses them in a tight scissor lock and refusing to let go until they have sex with you or give you whatever they're selling for free.

Mmmmmmm theres nothing like a newyork pretzel, except for a new orleans hotdog stand... Speaking of which I'm still sore from last time I did that.

by jmchickens February 14, 2010

Pretzel Slut

1. Someone who has an affinity to pretzels and is constantly eating them.

2. Someone who is always trying to mooch pretzels from others to fuel their addiction.

3. Someone craving the sight, smell, touch, and taste of pretzels.

"She is such a pretzel slut!"
"I know, don't you think she gets tired of eating them?"

by s1s1s1s1 February 12, 2009

Pretzel Boy

Male, age 16-40 who dresses, acts, resembles all his peers. Taken originally from Rold Gold pretzel commercial. Often found at Dave Matthews concerts, Abercrombie & Fitch outlets, and fraternity keg parties. Song by Bomb Threat regarding same.

Nice khakis, you fucking pretzel boy.
Dont waste your time, she only dates pretzel boys.

by E-dub May 15, 2005

mud pretzel

a penis covered with fecal after having anal sex

damn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having anal sex

by arfifteen May 20, 2010