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Colin Powelled

to have your credibility destroyed by participating in the plans of idiots
I should have known better than to go along with Mick and Keith's plan to go on an Antarctic tour ... now that it has turned into a disaster, it's clear I've been colin powelled.
by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007
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taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".
Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.
by Telephony January 16, 2015
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pwell

1. The Cajun word for pubic hair. Originates with the Parisian French term "poil" which means course body hair.
2. A unit of measure, roughly equivalent to the length of an unshaven pubic hair.
1. My pwell started itching bad after I left the strip club. You think I got da crabs?

2. The pool table ain't centered; you gotta move it two pwells to da left.
by c-dogg lemaire June 22, 2008
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powerlifter

Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift.

Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.

Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.

Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.
Skinny guy: Look at that fat powerlifter benching with a 2 inch range of motion.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.
by hbn7890 November 18, 2009
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PowerLame

really REALLY stupid and unoriginal. just plain dumb.
1: I just saw that Wolverine movie.

2: That movie was powerlame.
by raghlfraghl June 3, 2009
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Powerless Point Presentation

A presentation similar to a Powerpoint Presentation but not done on a computer. i.e. on a white board or large sheets of paper.
Justin: My computer broke down just before my Powerpoint Presentation was due so I brought a giant paper pad and some texta's and I am going to do a Powerless Point Presentation
by Hillsy1605 April 22, 2011
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Pywell

An ancient clan of Anglo-Saxon warriors said to be descended from the pagan gods of Norse mythology. This ancient family were some of the first Anglo-Saxon settlers in ancient Britain and were instrumental in driving out the last remaining Roman legions. Their godlike status saw them so feared and respected on the battlefield that at times they would not even have to fight but would watch whole armies flee at their greatly inferior numbers.
A Pywell lives among us and should be shown reverance and treated with honour.
by historian97 June 18, 2011
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