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Crock-Potting

Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.
"What are you doing for spring break?"

"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
by shirtlessphantom June 20, 2012
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Pseud_Posting

Pseud_Posting is a cool guy and our god
Woah! That pseud_posting is such a banger!
by RangerTW May 28, 2021
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Ski Poling

1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.

2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.

3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.

2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.

3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
by DFaFH July 7, 2007
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poking ass

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass
-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit
by WestTXLion September 4, 2009
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fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'
by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006
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Poking

v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow
My boyfriend was poking me in the butt as I was trying to fall alseep.
by Cristal December 10, 2003
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copper-potting

The act of putting someone in their place with physical force.
That bloke is a right tool. He needs a good old fashion copper-potting.

If he looks at my pint again I am going to copper-pot him.
by Jackmam1704 May 29, 2013
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