Postbone

When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid

"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."

by Urgay Dictionary June 18, 2015

Poston

A family name for people who are kind, loving, caring, and emotional. They give and show love to outside member of the family. They are Irish and French. Meaningful gestures are this heritages honor.

Man, the Poston Family gave A lot of gifts this year for Christmas. They are nice.

by Katreeen January 17, 2018

postnord

Postnord, more like postmord. Is a Swedish Company, which is supposed to deliver your packages, but you never get them. Its a mystery.

Son: Dad? Where is my pokemon cards, i ordered them for like 9 months ago?!?

Dad: Its probably postnord.

by rövinhalator69 February 19, 2021

mexican porthole

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.

where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!

by bubbles may October 23, 2008

pink potholder

When you shove 2 fingers in her snatch and hold her upside down by her cervix while you throat punch her with your schlong

My girl wanted me to be freaky so i pink potholdered her. She left and hasn't come back

by Skruffy fuk January 22, 2017

Nor'Easter Pothole

When you pee and cum in a gaping asshole. The pee represents the water that fills the pothole and the cum represents the snow. Inspired by the Friendly's Ice Cream Flavor.

We were snowed in last night, so I gave her a nor'Easter Pothole.

by Dahmeniq February 14, 2019

postrophe

is a backwards apostrophe that takes away a letter from the word that you are using the postrophe in

postrophe examples Jonathan J'Nathan Travis T'ravis April A'ril

by Jamal Chet Anderson February 4, 2010