pornhub daddy

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.

- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!

by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020

pornhub

my everyday life

Person:Hey dud do you go on pornhub?
Me:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RIPMyDickAfterPorn February 17, 2019

Pornhub

A better quality YouTube.

Mommy, what's PornHub?
'its a better quality youtube, my dear."

by TomiokaGiyuuSImp April 10, 2022

pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike

I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film

by B1g E December 21, 2020

Pornhub

What the fuck are you doing searching pornhub? you goddamn know what that is.

Bob: what is Pornhub
Mom: you try to search it up, honey

by rassgsfdsfgsdg January 27, 2020

Pornhubbed

When someone gets into your phone and posts a screenshot of pornhub on your snap story.

Wow I got so pornhubbed last night!

Someone totally pornhubbed me

by hmidds00 May 8, 2019

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by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025