pook

the sound a frog makes while jumping into a puddle of tomato juice.

That is pook.

by Lineah October 18, 2008

poodoku

(n) The act of working a Sudoku puzzle while using the facilities.

Nothing beats a good poodoku a few hours after lunch.

by Puzz L. Master December 31, 2008

Poohorn

To insert something poo-related into a conversation which is otherwise non-fecal

Me and Jeremy were just discussing the Gaza Strip when Jemima showed up and said, "I shit myself on a plane flying over the Gaza Strip a few years ago. "Wow", said Jeremy. "You really poohorned that in there".

by poohorn April 21, 2017

Poobot

A robot designed to autonomously compost toilets.

I got a Poobot to come compost my toilet today. I'm saving the earth.

by poobotter January 23, 2011

pook

a small amount of meth or dope

Hey man can I score some pook.

by MikefuckinMyers February 15, 2009

Pooka

A pooka is a cute nickname people give to their soulmates.

"Hey pooka wanna watch a movie together?"
"Pooka let's cuddle."

by layonbritelites September 16, 2013

Pook

An utterly sucky or useless person, a tool.

You can't even jump that? You're such a pook.

Only pooks own Wiis.

by Sailboat January 14, 2008