The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.
Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
by SchlongJohnSilvers September 19, 2012
if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking
by johnmartin August 09, 2008
by shaft March 19, 2003
by J J J June 19, 2003
Fluffy Ponys are a fictional species of animals, similar to My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic ponies. They are commonly portrayed as being around the size of a bunny rabbit and are known for being very cute, and very stupid.
They are bred for maximum cuteness, and have the ability to talk, however, due to being bred for cuteness they have functional skills equivalent to a toddler.
Commonly stories about them are posted on 4chan's /mlp/ board. Stories range from protagonists beating and abusing fluffy ponies, or having cutesy experiences with them. They also love spaghetti and hugs.
There is also a lot of fan art of them.
All of this and more can be found on the My Little Pony fan art wikipedia page.
Just Google "Fluffy Pony"
They are bred for maximum cuteness, and have the ability to talk, however, due to being bred for cuteness they have functional skills equivalent to a toddler.
Commonly stories about them are posted on 4chan's /mlp/ board. Stories range from protagonists beating and abusing fluffy ponies, or having cutesy experiences with them. They also love spaghetti and hugs.
There is also a lot of fan art of them.
All of this and more can be found on the My Little Pony fan art wikipedia page.
Just Google "Fluffy Pony"
by Tartann May 26, 2012
by octopod February 08, 2004
n. "Ridin' the pink pony" or "That dude definitely gobbles the pink pony."
v.t. "I'm definitely gonna pink pony that bitch."
v.t. "I'm definitely gonna pink pony that bitch."
by Elwood P. Dowd December 28, 2006