Academic Ping-Pong

The back-and-forth between university professors frequently contained in the scholarly literature. By this point, the arguments have strayed far afield from the reality to which they were once connected.

Professor Phillips's new article, "Medieval Literature and Kantian Philosophy: A Reply to Professor Dempsey" is just more academic ping-pong and not worthy of your time.

by King Maker August 29, 2006

D-pong

This game is almost exactly like regular beer pong, except you MUST catch missed shots in order for you to shoot. If it hits a cup and hits the ground, the ball goes back to your opponent. If they miss completely and you don't catch it, they get it back again. It's called D-pong because you must play good defense to win.

Jack and Eric were so drunk they couldn't catch any balls and got raped in D-pong

by J Realbig April 26, 2010

Nazi Ping Pong

The act of playing table tennis or "ping pong" while wearing Nazi style WW2 helmets.

Patrick, "David, would you like to play some Nazi Ping Pong?"

David, "Ok Patrick, as long as I get to wear the Luftshutz Helmet!"

by Patrick Ewen (Bway) April 20, 2006

Pongapangus

The area of the thigh that is very ticklish on most people. To find it, stick your hand in your pocket and hold your fingers over the hip bone. You cannot "pongapangus" yourself, but if you try it on someone else they will likely be ticklish (if they don't hit you).

1) I'm going to grab your pongapangus.
2) I'm going to pongapangus you!

by Chad The Frog May 7, 2007

beer pong slam dunk

The act of leaping across a a table while playing beer pong to "slam" the ping pong ball into the cup often resulting in persoanal injury, damaged tables, and a lack of self respect.

Damn dude, did you see him make that beer pong slam dunk, what a fuckin tard.

by Matt-R June 7, 2008

Pogo

The unfortunate mistake that occurs when a dude is wearing boxer shorts, and his dick comes through the fly and touches something, e.g. a person or a food item.

"I was just trying to squeeze past him to get to the bathroom when he totally pogoed me."

by OpusAtrumET February 11, 2013

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010