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Psychemour

<sai.kə.mu̇r>

Definition 1: A partner's HeadMate/Alter, but with whom you have no romantic or sexual involvement.

Definition 2: A HeadMate's/Alter's partner, but with whom you have no romantic or sexual involvement.
"My psychemour helped me through some tough times."
by Anreila June 5, 2020
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Psychiatrist

The lowest form of life on earth. An asshole who gets paid, frequently by the state, to judge and label people, trying to convince them that all of their problems in life are due to some genetic disorder caused by a chemical imbalance (which is totally false), and not simply due to a maladaptive way of dealing with extreme stress, etc. Their main goal after labelling and pathologizing a patient-victim is to drug them with chemicals that actually work by CREATING chemical imbalances and damaging the brain. Furthermore, they cause severe withdrawal syndrome mimicking the supposed "illness", making it seem as though it is the "condition" returning. They totally fry the brain, and actually shrink it over time and basically make the person a vegetable, along with a litany of other disorders. A psychiatrist is someone who preys on the vulnerable, and asserts authority and poisons them to death, with drugs worse than crack. Basically on the same level as murderers, child molesters, and far worse than people who sell crack or heroin, since at least those drugs make you feel good, whereas psychiatric drugs give you a chemical lobotomy.
Dave: Chris is despairing of life and went to see a psychiatrist for help.
Tom: Holy shit! Tell him to do anything to get the FUCK away from him, and off those fucking drugs before his chemical lobotomy gives him permanent brain damage. Also tell him to just learn cognitive ways of dealing with his problems. That psychiatrist is a motherfucking asshole.

Dave: I went to see a psychiatrist yesterday, I was philosophizing about life, and it got me down. The psychiatrist said I had bipolar disorder and needed antipsychotics.
Tom: Don't listen to anything that asshole, or his staff said. Tell him to give those drugs to himself, his staff, his kids, and go back to his original job of being a glory hole employee.

Chris: I learned that psychiatrists are pathetic scum cocksuckers! Shrinks shrink your brain, and they suck dicks!
by Dissenter123 May 27, 2020
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Psych

To retract your previous statement, in an attempt to fool the person you're talking/chatting to. Also see sike.
Yeah, I fucked both those model chicks...psych!
by Michael Jackson...psych! December 1, 2004
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Psych Ward

Prison with mandatory poisonous drugs and "therapy".
I told my teacher to eat shit and die so they said I was crazy, had me evaluated in the psych ward where I couldn't even go outside. Eventually I had to agree to swallow their "medications", which were really pharmaceutical drugs in disguise. After my evaluation I returned to school and I told my teacher it was all her fault and I hope her pension falls through because she doesn't deserve it.
by Space Wrangler August 27, 2021
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psychermiasis

A theory in which your mind overpasses body control and learns to use outer control.The psychermia is the power or ability and psychermiasis is general. When a person experiences a psychermia he may damage his brain or capabilities, that is why psychologist need to deal with people like this and teach them how to control their powers.
Doctor: well you are experiencing a type of foresight or psychermiasis.

Patient: will this affect my brain?
by Miror November 26, 2009
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Paycheck

A check that you get at the end of working 300 hours at a dead-end job only to come home to your inflatable Antonio Banderas love doll.
Hey Antonio! I got my paycheck today, so we can finally get that thong you've been wanting!
by MrRadman11 July 12, 2005
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Psych

A TV show about a guy named Shawn who fakes being a psychic (he has a near perfect memory) to avoid going to jail and ends up working as the Santa Barbara police station psychic.

Characters:
Shawn
Gus
Jules
Lassitor (Lassie)
Psych quotes:

Shawn: Good morning, detectives. Collecting Money for the Policeman's ball?
Lassie: We don't have balls.
Shawn: ... I honestly don't have a response to that.

Shawn: Remember, Dad. Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again.

Shawn: Gus, don't be exactly one half of a black forest ham.

Shawn: How can you tell someone's a compulsive liar? Well, apart from their pants being on fire.

Shawn: Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine.

Shawn: Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.
by Pink striped panda bears June 1, 2011
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