photocred

a term used to claim ownership of either a joke, thought, saying, expression, etc. Its roots lay in the facebook and myspace picture realm.

5 seconds ago...

john: "and then her head fell off!"

Now...

tim: "and then her head fell off!"

HUGE UPROAR OF LAUGHTER FROM THE GROUP OF FRIENDS

john: "uhh..photocred to me for that joke.."

by G__G May 28, 2010

Phonics

Something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. Usually suggested by assholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.

Person 1: OMG, George W. Bush had sex with Dick Cheney!

Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?

by PushMeh December 3, 2009

photocrash

verb foto-krash

1. Act of intentionally appearing/posing in photographs being taken by any unsuspecting photographer without the knowledge of the subjects of the photo.

Let's hit the amusement park and photocrash the stupid tourists.

by hrd3 June 24, 2008

Phonicking

When someone you are with receives or makes a phone call, text, or email and you decide to check your own phone for the same.

I will be phonicking while you take that call.

by aerochik October 28, 2008

Phonicating

Mutual masturbation through FaceTime or another live communicative application.

I was phonicating with my girlfriend last night.

by ChefDerek84 September 30, 2016

Pooticulates

Noun. Any sort of human fecal, or poo, matter that comes into contact with a different person's face. Can often lead to Pink Eye and other medical issues.

Matthew had to go to the hospital for pinkeye because he got Kellee's pooticulates in his eye.

by K.Rem.Iso. March 28, 2017

Bi-phobic bitch ass pussy nigga

The bitch of bitches , no such thing as a bigger pussy , 2 phobia induced terror trauma , fueled from his #1 biggest fear -anthony lavacca and the lesser being his own shadow. the only thing that stops a fear induced choma is his biggest nightmare anthony lavacca actually haunting him in his nightmares during infinite sleep . People say things to him like" pelle you are a sissy nigga." Or "what a pathetic bitch"

Girl1- " so what happened with you and pelle las night "

Girl2- " I was drunk naked in his bed rubbing my pussy and he wouldn't even take his eyes off some stupid slot game on his phone"
Girl1- "wow you chill with some bi-phobic bitch ass pussy niggas , you needa get you a lavacca"

Sentence 2/next day

Pelle- "Ahshjhhaha (puke) (shits) zzzzz (faints)"
Lavacca-(to girl 2) -"weird no answer "
Girl 2-(stops suckin his dick) "he's a bi-phobic bitch ass pussy nigga your his worse nightmare "

by Lanadel gay June 4, 2021