Pity Bologna

Bologna that is offered to someone as an after thought after giving some to your friends.

Brett gave his friends bologna a lunch break then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023

Elmer Phitts

He was born to Donna phitts. But he was taken and used as a way for Bryce Tankthrust(aka CEO) to get a heart. Every time she needs a new one, she creates a new Elmer. The oldest Elmer is the wisest.

Sam Phitts was used as a replacement for Elmer Phitts to make Donna regain her memory

by Bladukeboi October 6, 2019

pretty pity

Only feeling bad or sympathizing with someone because they’re attractive

Me: “I feel so bad for Jackson but at the same time he’s so hot”
Them: “Nah that’s just pretty pity”

by SoggyPotatoes03 July 20, 2020

What a pity!

It's an expression used when someone wants to demonstrate a deep sadness.

Ex: Karen's cat was run over and his leg broke.
What a pity!

by CamiSC November 10, 2017

pity culture

Pity culture is where people with a nice lifestyle feel sorry for people without that lifestyle and imagine them to be suffering as a result. This in turn makes them feel guilty and they spend lots of time telling other people how awful it is for those people, to ease their guilt and make them feel noble.

They are easily manipulated by articles in the newspaper, which feed on their guilt, and give them a sense of power in their lives as they decide which brand of coffee to buy accordingly. They often have little idea beyond this about the lives of those involved.

"You shouldn't buy that brand of toilet paper ! I saw an article last night about how the people who make it are treated badly !"

"Hey, that paper is manipulating you through pity culture ! Maybe they have a deal with the rival brand of loo roll !"

by lavendercat June 29, 2006

Pity Coin

The single coin awarded to the person who comes in last in a game of Mario party

Man, I suck at Mario party, but at least I got the pity coin

by Greenbird60 May 29, 2009

Philyssa

Philyssa is defined as a beautiful girl. She has a good heart. Loves life, animals, being outdoors, her family and friends, and God most of all. She is caring and thoughtful. Loves to laugh... She is really funny and open. Her laugh is contagious, as well as her smile! When she walks into a room, she it lights up. You'll know it when you meet her, you'll never forget her!

Philyssa is so lovely. I need to meet a girl like Philyssa for myself. Philyssa is such a beautiful name.

by Sissy G February 3, 2010