Philene

Philenes are fun, caring, smart as hell, possess a dry sense of humor and very beautiful. They love animals of different types. She is very creative and has a strong set of character, which makes her stands out from the rest. Philene has a very unpredictable lifestyle, and is very focused.

Damn, that Philene is interesting and fun!

by some relative February 8, 2010

Provo Piledriver

Springing forth from any hiding place, naked and turgid, and suprising your spouse. The result is 22 seconds worth of sex and at least child number eight. Provo is known for large families.

Suzy, Ashley, Ron and Amanda were the results of the Provo Piledriver. The other six children were accidents.

by ECW May 3, 2008

philadelphia top hat

When a guy shits into a styrafoam cup, places it upside down on top of a girls head, and smashes it down.

She wasnt dressed for the occasion, so Kenny gave her a Philadelphia top hat.

by The Irish Mandingo September 30, 2008

philadelphia flyers

A hockey team that finished in last place in the 2006-2007 regular season. One of the finest in the NHL, posting a 2nd best overall winning percentage (2nd to Detroit). They will end up with either the 2nd or 1st draft pick this April and will have an ample amount of money (25 million) this off season. It is reasonable to state that the Flyers will "kick ass next season".

Did the Philadelphia Flyers just piss all over the Rangers?
Yup.

by JABBY! April 13, 2007

Philadelphia Eagles

Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.

Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!

by Fraud Exposer August 19, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles

An awesome team that didn't actually get their asses kicked in Super Bowl XXXIX as arturo rosas says. They lost 24-21 on a last minute field goal, the way in which the Patriots always win.

The Philadelphia Eagles came up short, but they will be back...

by Harrier233 January 15, 2006

Philadelphia Balboa Bounce

When you're doing a girl a doggy style and just before you blow, you put your arms in the air and jump up and down like Rocky Balboa on the art museum steps. (often followed with the Philadelphia Rocky Ending)

"I was banging Maria doggy-style last night...and I don't know what came over me...I must've been high or something, because I pulled out the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce on her."

"What happened then?"

"She started laughing, so I gave her the Rocky Ending"

by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 10, 2006