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Phagajeezle

A homosexual whose broken existence is merely a tragic parody of themself.
Hey so your phagajeezle roomate left his dirty buttplug in the refrigerator again.
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
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2012 phan

The year in which Dan and Phil were not as close due to harassment from a couple of the more stupid fans.
Person 1: Why is Dan being so rude to Phil?
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a video from the time of 2012 phan.
by phenomenalphan June 14, 2016
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Dan Phan

Dan is easily one of the weirdest kids you'll ever get to meet. Dan Phan is usually short, has a round face, a squashed nose and straight hair. He is the type of kid who throws toilet paper bombs over the bathroom stall and would fake a wedding in year 6.
He's also a good friend.
Dan:* Screams at the top of his lungs when he climbs onto the school roof*
Ben: Bruh wtf r u doin, Dan Phan???
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 3, 2020
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pharmacist

A person that attends school for lot of chemistry and math. Also known as a professsional drug dealer at Wal Mart. A person who is well informed of the thousands of side effects medications give you.
Hey just ask your pharmacist the side effects of viagra next time you think your going blind Ken
by 1lizard March 22, 2008
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Phantom Shit

A phantom shit is the rare phenominon wherein a shit (usually of a solid, well-defined mars bar-like constitution) disappears entirely from sight before the shitee has a chance to admire his creation. A phantom shit completely submerges itself beneath the upper waters of a toilet-bowl in an instant.

Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.
-Bob squats over his toilet and unleashes a dump
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.
by Conor Reilly December 3, 2006
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phat monkey

A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.
"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"
by industrialfan71 April 10, 2008
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phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.
"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"
by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016
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