Peruvian PumpJack

It’s when you are having sex doggy style with a man and he has a vacuum attached to his penis.
Last night I went over to Gary’s and he asked me for a Peruvian PumpJack
by Hillbillyhurricane January 04, 2021
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Peruvian bubbleshake

When you fill your mouth with spit and sinus juices, swish it around, and spit it in her pussy full throttle like a llama
I gave her a Peruvian bubbleshake and she wanted to marry me
by Yessir,yessir July 24, 2019
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Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"
by Dr. Fell Boien June 04, 2024
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Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.
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Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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peruvian scissorhand

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach
I was doing the peruvian scissorhand with Emma and I fucked up and cut my cock off
by Urmomsbf September 04, 2022
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Peruvian Pipeline

When the Santa Claus himself, takes a shit in your asshole.
Woah man, that Peruvian Pipeline felt sooooo good!!!!!!
by Somuchfun July 21, 2020
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