penile penetration

The act of ramming one's penis really hard into a rectum or vaginal cavity.

"How did his penis break again?"
"Penile penetration."

by penileperpetrator69 July 14, 2019

who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.

Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!

by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016

pentiofotal

Combination of cool and horny.

She is one pentiofotal bitch.

by Rudiiii March 3, 2009

pencil trick

n. to slam another's head into an erect pencil causing instant death; form of casual homicide; v. to perform the stated action; made popular by the Joker in "The Dark Knight"

No one volunteered after the pencil trick, so the show ended early and the magician was charged with first-degree murder.

by Reid "Mr Peepers" Golden August 23, 2008

Leaded Pencil

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009

penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

pentis

another word for penis

you want to eh, touch my pentis

by ThePoonWrangler March 14, 2010