penistery

A monastery of sorts where all penises go to worship when they are not busy elsewhere.

My dick is at the penistery so we're going to have to wait til it comes back to have sex.

by drcrazy303 June 20, 2010

penisprincess

A princess with a penis, ie. some homosexuals can be defined as such (the ladylike, queen type). Also works with cross-dressing men. A more respecting way to call men who wear dresses.

"My friend is such a penisprincess. He can't unblock a sewer because it stinks."

"So, then he threw a princess -themed birthday party for himself, like a good penisprincess."

by Veronica Monroe January 11, 2013

peniswrinkle inquiry

A very odd question, often coming out of nowhere.

Betty: Hey, I have a question for you.

Tom: What is it?

Betty: If you had to have one person pee on you, who would it be?

Tom: What the fuck kind of question is that?

Betty: It's just a peniswrinkle inquiry.

by AsdfKitties May 2, 2014

PenisExpress

A fun joy ride of a time. All aboard!

I cant wait to get on the PenisExpress daddy!

by Pen15Devourer March 21, 2016

PenisWrinkle

The end of the uncircumcised penis.

Dude, I didn't know you had a PenisWrinkle!

by TheMafia June 7, 2018

Penisbrain

When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket

Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"

by Clevelandbrownisahotnegro May 12, 2018

Penser Virus

The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes

Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"

by DR Penser November 1, 2018