penis

male reproductive organ thats used for the thecth.

she likes penis.

he got giney poo on his penis.

by taylor March 24, 2003

penis

My favorite thing to play with.

Best place to put it in is a vagina, or a mouth, sometimes an anus

I'm bored, I think I'm going to go play with my penis!

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon...

by featherss111 September 7, 2010

penis

What every guy thinks with, instead of his brain.

"That guy is a no-good, perverted loser who hurts girls because he thinks with his penis!"

by bri@nn@ February 5, 2008

penis

an appendage of the male genetalia

charlie town eats penis for dinner!

by yo September 25, 2002

penis

1)Noun:
Can be used as Yes or No
2)Noun:
Something girls and guys suck on (sad but true)

A: Do you have the time?
B: Penis!

by Semaj November 28, 2004

penis

A joystick that protrudes from a man's pelvic region - if its button is pressed enough, can cause salty white ice cream to come out, short circuiting the penis, and causing it recede to flaccidity.

Guy - "While playing Star Wars: Rouge Squadron II yesterday, my joystick broke, so I pulled out my spare penis. But there were so many TIE fighters, and I ended up spilling my ice cream all over my keyboard!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

penis

A man's genitalia.

Get about five dozen eggs. Put 'em in a bowl and mix the F*CK out of them. And what do you get?

PENIS !

by OohEehOohAahAah May 1, 2010