Pathetiwhore 

Grown ass women who take "selfies" of themselves with shit cell phone cameras wearing too tight outfits, while standing in the bathroom they're too lazy to clean while their kids wait for supper.. and then plaster them all over social networking sites.

Did you see his Mom's Facebook profile... She is such a Pathetiwhore..

Pathetiwhore by Thedude78 August 31, 2012

Patheticon 

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.

Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.

Patheticon by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007

Parthetic 

1. To downgrade to an extreme level of pathetic behavior.

2. When all you've got to say when your ass is cornered is one or a combination of the following: jk, idc, idk, w.e.

Example 1
Dude: The cops decided to search my apartment because they thought a girl was getting raped. I don't have a girlfriend but I know I have nightmares at night.
Other Dude: LOLOL loser, you're parthetic!

Example 2
Parthetic Guy: go get a life!
Girl: no you!
Parthetic Guy: i have one
Girl: better go find it!
Parthetic Guy: idc w.e.

Parthetic by pineapplefreshlulz April 15, 2009

Lord Patheticus 

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

Lord Patheticus by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009

Patheticistic 

1.Being pathetic by nature.
2.Repetitious characteristics of pathetic behaviour.

His patheticistic character could not even earn him sympathy anymore.

Patheticistic by Dan MacPherson May 14, 2007

patheticism 

the state of being pathetic

I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.

patheticism by Jolt October 24, 2003

Patheticut  

That part of Connecticut that is a suburban hellhole, a middle-class nightmare. It includes any place with easy access to Interstate 91, and/or Interstate 95 from New Haven south. Patheticut spawns upwardly-mobile yuppie scum who go north to Vermont for a second home or vacation, and then ruin that place as well. People from Patheticut act like crabs in a basket - as soon as one gets near the top, another will grab its dangling lower exremity to pull itself up, thereby pulling the other down. The only way to get out is to crawl over someone else.

Every summer my wife drags me down to Patheticut to see the in-laws. All they talk about is money, shopping, commuting, and the country club. Chip and Buffy try to impress us with their fancy talk about yachting and golf. Ewww...Patheticut. Get me out of here!

Patheticut by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008