Parrot Puncher

To prove someone wrong in a smug and undignified manner. Usually in a public environment or work place.

Robert is a parrot puncher for proving Harrison wrong.

by Miserableyounggit January 17, 2012

Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons

This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.

by Lsymms December 15, 2013

pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

by SWAG Jimmy December 30, 2015

Paronomics

The lifestyle lived by a woman from Paron Arkansas once she has been knocked up and got you for 18 years.

Girl I couldn't make it without paronomics. Thank God I have 3 baby daddies.

by jeffrodgers007 September 8, 2016

parrot punk

A term used to describe a chump who claims words or sentences and ideas used by others or assumes others identities since the individual lacks their own.

Gaven: Pannda has no identity of her own so she pretends she is someone else
Marcus: so you’re saying that Pannda is a parrot punk?
Gaven: yes
Marcus: damn! That Pannda is a real loser

by Pettiboner October 18, 2021

Frank Parson

A Male Piercing In Which One Large Bar Goes Through Both Nipples.

"Dude I Totally Just Got A Frank Parson To Make Me Look Like I Have Cleavage!"
"Frank Parson, My Man. Happy Birthday! Good Job!" *Claps*

by KatieKilledYourBoyfriend October 3, 2009

the parson's gambit

In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.

Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.

by SenatorGreg June 6, 2011