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parfitt

verb; When someone messes something up or does something incredibly stupid, it could be said that they had "parfitted up" the said-thing. Is replaceable with "fucked up" or "messed up".
"Dude, how d'your exam go?"
"I parfitted that one up, that's for sure"

"Mandem, watch me clear this pond"
"You're going to parfitt it"
by athelstan_13 June 17, 2009
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eggplant parm

n. a sexual act that occurs during a womans menstrual period and when completed loosely resembles a cheap version of eggplant parmigiana, after having sex with a menstruating woman (the blood represents tomato sauce), the male then defecates onto her bloody vagina (the "eggplant") followed by the male ejaculating on top of the fecal matter ("parmesan cheese"). If more tomato sauce is required to complete the effect, the woman can be punched in the nose.
My girlfriend is so freaky, she loves it when I give her the "eggplant parm"
by M.M. 108 May 2, 2006
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Parmer

A huge, but smooth penis. A penis all of the beautiful ladies can enjoy. Except for Cher.
Can I play with your Parmer
by MR DOO DOO PANTS April 12, 2009
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parfait

the over all look of the vulva after enthusiastic sex
Man, after we both finished she was totally parfait.
by labiodent March 8, 2008
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Fat Bitch Parmesan

While fucking a fat bitch, prior to ejaculation pull out a bucket of marinara sauce from under the bed and throw it on her chest. Then proceed to ejaculate, a la Chicken Parmesan.
"I can't believe he Fat Bitch Parmesan'd me last night!" Helen ejaculated.
by Hyatt Bigg-Pussi November 30, 2009
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palmface

Palmface-verb The act of bringing your hand to your face, usually used in IM conversations using asterix. Is 100% better than facepalm. Which looks retarded.
Omg today I dyloned on accident! *palmface*
by Rensauce October 7, 2009
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Chicken Parm

A chicken parm is the sexual act in which a male has sexual intercourse with a femal while she is menstruating. Before the male finishes, he takes his blood covered penis out of the vagina and paints the females vagine red with the blood. He then ejaculates on the blood covered vagina. Cheese = ejaculate. Sauce = blood. Vagina = meat.
Not only did I have sex with her, but i chicken parmed the shit out of her.
by TheSexWizzard December 15, 2010
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