Parked

When you and a bro(s) get high in a parked car

Hey bro, wanna go get parked in my new Honda

by brogetdownwithasideofbeans January 19, 2018

Parcel face

Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!

oh gr8 captain america socks how uber wonderfull.(while using your parcel face)

die!!!

by novey December 24, 2009

Paried

To combine, mix, or match with.

David has some beers that are paried with food that has no vegetables.

by Hop Cast Ken September 17, 2011

Linkin Parked

When a band has started out with a good sound, yet they slowly get worse and worse as every new album comes out

John:Did you hear that The Killers just linkin parked?
Joe: I know it sucks, dude, they were soooo good.
Sally:Yeah, Hybrid Theory was awesome, Meteora was OK, Minutes to Midnght sucked ass, and A Thousand Suns is totally fucked up.

by Mr Awemazing :3D October 2, 2010

bill parcells

Most arrogant douchebag in the NFL. Whoa, hold on, that would be Jerry Jones. Whoa, hold the phone, I meant Terrell Owens. Hey wait a minute! They are all together - The AssHoley Trinity.

Belichek doesn't like his assistant leaving to coach another team. Who does he think he is, Bill Parcells?

by Jersey Guy December 9, 2008

Parched 08'

McPhee, May Long 08' when everyone remembered the alcohol and forgot the water.

"Wow, I am parched 08'"

by McPhee08 November 13, 2011

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013